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I couldn’t let this pass, from CanIHasCheezeburger.

That is a mallard.

The dating strategy of the mallard is to indulge in serial rape.

And whilst we shouldn’t extrapolate from single case studies, the researcher in the above paper, also documented a mallard indulging in necrophilia.

Mallard ducks are not useful sources of advice regarding women. In fact, I’m not even sure they’re a good source of advice regarding how to date female ducks.

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