I couldn’t let this pass, from CanIHasCheezeburger.
That is a mallard.
The dating strategy of the mallard is to indulge in serial rape.
And whilst we shouldn’t extrapolate from single case studies, the researcher in the above paper, also documented a mallard indulging in necrophilia.
Mallard ducks are not useful sources of advice regarding women. In fact, I’m not even sure they’re a good source of advice regarding how to date female ducks.